3/9/2006 - Diversion
A little political humor for your blogging pleasure:
Version 1. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"Go ahead and shoot."
Version 2. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"Well, gee, I haven't voted in the last 10 years, but I'm going to try this year. I'll probably vote for the Republicans because they care about welfare and stuff. Is my senator a Republican?"
Needless to say, scoundrel shoots self.
Version 3. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
The man answers. The scoundrel aggregates his data and publishes his results (sampling error of +/- 2.4%). While the pundits debate whether the open form question or poor sampling procedure was more deleterious to the result's credibilty, scoundrel steals their wallets.
Version 4. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows. "Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"You, Mr. Burr, you!"
Blogger's note: In 40 years, that last joke will be regarded as "wry" and "subtle." Today, it's probably still in poor taste...
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
120,00 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
120,00 Steve Reich steps today. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Reich steps today. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Reich stops today. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Reich stops toady. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Wright stops toady. Jeers.
I don't walk my dog anymore, I walked him all at once."
Version 1. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"Go ahead and shoot."
Version 2. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"Well, gee, I haven't voted in the last 10 years, but I'm going to try this year. I'll probably vote for the Republicans because they care about welfare and stuff. Is my senator a Republican?"
Needless to say, scoundrel shoots self.
Version 3. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
The man answers. The scoundrel aggregates his data and publishes his results (sampling error of +/- 2.4%). While the pundits debate whether the open form question or poor sampling procedure was more deleterious to the result's credibilty, scoundrel steals their wallets.
Version 4. A man is walking in a dark alley. A scoudrel with a gun jumps out of the shadows. "Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"Who you gonna vote for?" says the scoundrel, menacingly.
"You, Mr. Burr, you!"
Blogger's note: In 40 years, that last joke will be regarded as "wry" and "subtle." Today, it's probably still in poor taste...
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
12,000 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
120,00 Steve Reich steps today. Cheers,
120,00 Steve Reich steps today. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Reich steps today. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Reich stops today. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Reich stops toady. Jeers,
120,00 Steven Wright stops toady. Jeers.
I don't walk my dog anymore, I walked him all at once."
posted by jgfellow at 1:41 PM
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