3/17/2006 - For Carmen Miranda

Re-reading the previous post made me realize that I had to post the following (with credit to Trout Fishing in America):

It's called Apple-Piney
Its top is kind of spiny
It's tasty but not tiny
I want to make it mine-y
I promise not to whine-y
Or even start to cry-ny
But my eyes might shine-ny
'Til I get apple-piney

It tastes great with strawberry
Except in Feburary
That's a better month for cherry
Or reading Che Gueverry
You might try with some mango
Or maybe nectarango
But always when you dine-ny
Include some apple-piney

(Chorus)

It was on Lag B'Omer
We saw Manny hit a homer
It went out of the domer
Way up in Torontomer
My daddy got all munchy
He wanted something crunchy
And I said "Well then try-ny,
"Some of my dried apple-piney."

It's called Apple-Piney
Its top is kind of spiny
It's tasty but not tiny
I want to make it mine-y
I promise not to whine-y
Or even start to cry-ny
But I would give my heiny
To get some more apple-piney!

16,200 pineapples today. Hooray!