3/30/2006 - Mother's day

In a little less than two months (OK, 3 days from now, based on when I am writing this) it will be mother's day. Hopefully, I will have put together a nice smorgasbord of things for my underappreciated wife, so that she will be able to bask in the warmth and glow of motherhood. I'm taking suggestions. Really.

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OK. So the day will start off with breakfast in bed. Probably waffles, but I'm not 100% sure. Following breakfast, my wife will have the absolute pleasure of playing with her boys while I pound in edging. Whatever the heck that means. Then we will have lunch. After lunch, my wife will head on out to get a pedicure while me and the boys head over to the local store to procure bon-bons (and possibly play in a park). After the toes are appropriately colored we will meet back at our place so I can dump the children, unceremoniously, back on my wife and lie on the floor panting. Dinner will involve pasta and tomato sauce with fresh vegetables and (if I can swing it) homemade juice. Don't tell the wife.

9,000 Steps today. Happy Mother's day M.O.M., Gnome, Happy Kiwi, Zenith, Queen 'El-mom and of course, Mom!