For a certain part of my job, I work with the office nurse. I have to say -- her out of office message is unique:
Hi, this is Judy. I'll be out of the office until November 8th. If you need immediate assistance, please dial 911.
25,600 emergent steps today. Cheers,
P.S. -- J.G. is about halfway across Wyoming. Where in the world is M.O.M.?